Flair's Relationship list
Published: Monday | August 10, 2009
1 Channel surfing. Can you stop on one television channel long enough to see what's going on?
2 Leave the toilet seat up. How many times do we have to say it? It's up now so put it down.
3 Roll over and fall asleep after sex. What do you think we are machines?
4 Rush us when we are getting ready. Looking this good takes time.
5 Think we have too much of the same thing. It's not the same outfit, the pattern on this one is totally different.
6 Not shaving your armpits. It is not macho, it is unhygenic.
7 Not do anything special outside of my birthday, Valentine's Day and Christmas. Look up the word 'romance' in the dictionary.
8 You 'uh-huhing' while staring at the television is not considered a conversation.
9 Constantly groping your privates? Checking if it's still there?
10 Your sound effects and smells are not acceptable in public. If we walked around snorting and burping you would be disgusted too.