1. Cheating ones are being advised to become tech savvy if they really want to successfully disguise their activities. Take this lady who was cheating on her doctor husband. He got hold of her cellphone and read a series of coded text messages between his wife and her boyfriend. The husband pretending to be the wife, set up a meeting with the man at the usual place. The man did not know what hit him when he turned up at the spot. He got thrashed while the wife was forced to watch; she also got thrashed with Mr Lover Lover looking on helplessly.

Sportsmen getting deals

2. With the real-estate market as weak as it is right now, those who are liquid are snapping up attractive properties for a song. It is commendable that some of our sportsmen are putting their earnings to good use, so in addition to being strong on the field of play, their real-estate dollars are growing.

Dissatisfied clients

3. The one with the long list of dissatisfied clients appears quite unperturbed. He continues to be the social darling and is known to host great parties, yet there are clients waiting for more than four years to collect proceeds from property sales which he effected. Perhaps the clients need to do more than grumble among each other. They need to file some reports.

No ride for cops!

4. Police at the New Kingston post incurred the ire of a motorist whose Pajero was stolen from a supermarket parking lot situated less than a mile away. The woman emerged from her Sunday morning shopping to discover her vehicle had vanished. It is reported that when she called the New Kingston police, they suggested she walk to the station to make a report since they had no vehicle to come to the scene. One would have thought the police would be anxious to collect statements from witnesses, to view the security camera, etc., in an effort to try and find the criminals. Of course, the thieves can count on this reaction from the police, so they continue to rob, steal and murder with impunity.