
From left: Chris Evans as Johnny Storm, Ioan Gruffudd as Reed Richards, Jessica Alba as Sue Storm, and Michael Chiklis as Ben Grimm, make up the Fantastic Four. - File(AP):
The film-makers behind all these comic-book adaptations always insist they won't come back for more unless the sequels can top the originals. The Fantastic Four gang has managed to outdo itself the second time around and still make a bad movie.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer exceeds the first movie mainly by the less-is-more approach. It offers fewer random displays of superpowers that characterised its predecessor, keeping the action brisk and the running time 15 minutes shorter.
That makes it less of a fantastic bore than 2005's Fantastic Four, which became a commercial hit despite cheesy action and effects and dysfunctional infighting among its quartet of superheroes.
Infighting
The first flick suffered from a miserly story, pitting the four astronauts-turned-mutated-heroes against one another in a sort of silly sibling rivalry, then tossing in an aimless megalomaniac whose only goal was destroying the good guys.
This time out, the heroes have got their act together, if not their acting; the performances are still as stiff, thin and brittle as the paper their Marvel Comics source material was printed on.
There's a little more at stake in Silver Surfer - the destruction of Earth, though even that impending doom sometimes takes a back seat to the goofy interpersonal crises of the Fantastic Four.
Our heroes all return with the powers they gained in the first film: Brainiac leader of the pack Reed Richards (Ioan Gruffudd), whose elasticity allows him to bend and stretch into any shape he wants; Sue Storm (Jessica Alba), who can make herself invisible and project force fields; her brother, Johnny Storm (Chris Evans), able to fly and burst into flames; and Ben Grimm (Michael Chiklis), a super-strong rocklike hulk.
Hero's cover revealed
Their superhero cover blown in part one, the Fantastic Four are caught in a tabloid-TV spectacle as Reed and Sue's wedding approaches.
The arrival of an interstellar harbinger of doom, the Silver Surfer, interrupts the nuptials and forces the Fantastic Four into reluctant alliance with their archenemy, Victor Von Doom (Julian McMahon), who has metallic and electromagnetic powers and in some conveniently unexplained manner has returned from apparent destruction in the previous flick.
The Surfer rides into town on a silvery surfboard, blasting craters around the planet, freezing entire seas and otherwise making a nuisance of himself. We gradually learn he's not the big cheese, though; surfer boy is just the advance man, leading a hungry entityknown as Galactus to planets it can devour.
To its credit, Silver Surfer flows by quickly, if brainlessly. The dialogue from screenwriters Don Payne and Mark Frost is so shallow it provokes unintended laughs.
Amid all the vapid dialogue and visual fireworks, the performances seem like afterthoughts, particularly those of Gruffudd and Alba, who could use a snap of the fingers by fiery Johnny to light a spark of personality within them.
The Silver Surfer looks like the shape-shifting cyborg of Terminator 2: Judgment Day in his smooth, shiny transition modes. Droopy vocals for the Surfer by Laurence Fishburne do not help, either. He's got energy enough to punch massive holes across the globe, but the Surfer sounds as though he can barely keep awake.
Sci-fi Surfer
Doug Jones, a mime who portrayed both the forest faun and the creepy Pale Man in last year's Pan's Labyrinth, performed body movements that were used as the basis for the computer-generated Surfer, which was crafted by Peter Jackson's Weta Digital effects outfit.
Like the first movie, the sequel closes with an image that could be a nugget for another instalment. If the really bad first chapter can pack in enough fans to warrant a sequel, there's no reason why the merely bad second one cannot do the same.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, a 20th Century Fox release, is rated PG for sequences of action violence, some mild language and innuendo.