Worst techno gifts for Xmas
Published: Saturday | December 19, 2009
Yes, we are in an economic recession, and yes, we live in a world governed by the phenomenon of technology, but without this we would only be but a cave painting away from being prehistoric barbarians.
So why not give a gift that reflects the aforementioned circumstances?
But then again, suppose your thoughtful gesture becomes the basis for unspoken conflict? Here are the worst techno-gifts you could give to a …
Worst gift: Chessmaster for Xbox ($3,995)
Status: 40 years of age
Daily schedule: 9-5 job from Monday to Friday, leisure on Saturday and churchgoer on Sunday.
Description: Loving, maintains a healthy relationship with her children and enjoys the simpler things in life.
Solution: Kodak EasyShare camera - 4.0 megapixels ($7,995)
Reason: Sure, you may want her to become more technologically inclined, but this is not the way to go. Mothers are usually nostalgic, always reminiscing on special moments. Hence, a digital camera would be very meaningful and useful.
Worst gift: Bland, pink camera case ($2,500)
Status: 19 years old
Daily schedule: Attends school four days a week, finds time for spouse three times a week (excluding weekend) and is an avid partygoer.
Description: A socialite who finds solace in the company of those closest to her. She remains as attracted to you now as she was when you first kissed.
Solution: Genius Slim 1320 web cam ($4,875)
Reason: No girl with sane mind, after investing three years in a relationship, is going to graciously accept a camera case for a gift. You get points for it being pink, but one would think that her better half would give her something a bit more indispensable. Get her a web cam instead, so you can be close ... even when you aren't.
Worst gift: HP 10bll Financial Calculator ($4,550)
Status: 8 years of age
Daily schedule: Attends school from Monday to Friday (7:30-2:30), enjoys playing games on the weekend after completing homework.
Description: Only does work if necessary, otherwise, he's either playing a game, watching the television or at karate classes.
Solution: SpongeBob's Truth or Square ($4,995)
Reason: We all hope for our relatives to become successful, and the process towards achieving great things starts at a young age. However, how would you feel (at that age) after being given a calculator as a gift - and a financial one at that? Allow him to make the most of his childhood by giving him games that are fun and educational.
Worst gift: Touch-screen phone ($25,000)
Status: Mid-40s
Daily schedule: Works Monday to Saturday, and works long hours.
Description: A mellow fellow who enjoys his fair share of music from the early '90s.
Solution: Automobile MP3 player ($4,100)
Reason: A touch-screen phone is a lovely device, but it's technology can get complicated and it is very delicate. Spend some time with Dad and find out his favourite songs then download them to his MP3 player. After which, just plug it into the car's cigarette lighter/charge plug and show him the basic functions of the device.
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