Mile-high cheat

A British woman caught her boyfriend performing a sex act with another woman - in mid-air.

Model Sarah Hannon, 35, awoke in a drunken stupor during the flight from India to the United Kingdom to find boyfriend Daniel Melia engaged in a sex act with the girl, Clare Irby, sitting next to him.

Sarah then flew into a rage and had had to be calmed down by airline crew. Armed police boarded the flight after it landed at London's Heathrow airport and arrested all three protagonists. Daniel, 36, and Clare, 29, were charged with alleged gross indecency while Sarah was handed charges of being drunk on an aircraft.

An air hostess told how a member of the crew had spotted Daniel and Sarah getting a little too close under a blanket and stopped them, at which point Clare awoke and started shouting.

Flatulent giveaway

Danish police located a man who was hiding from them by following the scent of his flatulence.

Police were searching a house in the district of Jutland for a suspect - who was due to be jailed for multiple offences. Although the house appeared empty, officers detected a foul smell, which lead to a wardrobe in one of the house's bedrooms.

The suspect was found inside the closet under a pile of clothes, the smell reportedly the result of his uncontrollable flatulence.

Jens Peter Rudbeck, chief inspector with Southern Jutland Police said: "It was probably the nervous excitement that caused him to pass wind, and it was the smell that led us to the man."

Tricky position

A married Russian couple was hospitalised after getting stuck in a Karma Sutra sex position.

The couple, aged 51 and 56, had been experimenting with the ancient sex manual when they froze in the position of 'Indrani'.

The woman had a contraction of her vaginal muscles during the moment of climax and her husband found himself trapped attached to her.

After two hours of trying to free themselves, they called for an ambulance.

One medic sent to rescue the pair said: "We couldn't help laughing looking at them. The two lovers, who were not young at all, were in such a complicated position!"

A doctor said: "We had to hurry because the swelling of the man's sex organ had begun. We called our best surgeons, but somehow the man escaped!"

The embarrassed man fled the hospital and left his wife at the ward alone.