OK, you ogling women, listen up! There may be bachelors who are making you drool right now in this magazine, but take note; there are some things us men are NOT going to tolerate in a woman.

Chat too much: No guy wants a girl who talks non-stop; even in her sleep. Silence can be a good thing sometimes.

She loud eeh! A woman can be chatty but discreet. Some, however, just take the decibel level too high!

Red eye: If you know the man you're dating does not have a trust fund bigger than China, do not tell him about what your friend just got for her birthday.

Gold diggers: Enough said!

Too many fake parts: While some women look nice with fake nails and lashes, some take it overboard! Dem will tear up yuh sheet! False hair has its limits, too, but it's generally more acceptable.

Opportunists: If you usually drink Heineken at a party and just because you meet a man with a few dollars, all of a sudden you want Hennessy, don't come to us.

Ungrateful: If we go through hell to bring you lunch and the only question you can ask is "where's the drink?", that union won't be going much further!

Impatience: Because men know they are not perfect, they need women who can put up with a little bit of crap but stick with them until, inevitably, they improve.

Show-offs: The sexiest women are the ones who know they are smokin' hot but don't go around reminding everybody about it.

Nuh like sports: We're not saying she must know the history of our favourite club, but she must at least be interested enough to learn a few things.