This beauty could enter my contest any day. - Winston Sill / Freelance Photographer

My second favourite time of year is here; summer.

After Christmas, summer is right up there. A major reason (to satisfy the wolf in me) is that it's time for the bikini-clad beauties to show off their full stash of sexiness.

Jamaica being a tropical island, we will always have bikini-clad women roaming around. But summer is like the official time for them to do so and oh, how we (the wolfpack) look forward to it.

Bikini contest

I'm thinking about hosting my own Best Bikini Babe contest. The women's groups may cringe, but I'll make it for women over 21 (no juveniles) and donate all the funds to charity. But there is some bikini etiquette I must point out which the contestants will have to follow. Yes, there is such a thing as bikini etiquette, even among us guys. It's a new way of being red-blooded men. Philosophical I know! So here goes!

1 First things first: the body wearing the bikini must be in the mandatory shape to wear that bikini. I'm not saying the more ample sized women should wear T-shirts only; the key feature is the belly. Hanging over too much, nuh badda wid di bikini (or my contest).

2 Second thing: despite how much men love bikinis, we don't need to see them everywhere we go. For instance, at a party that's held in a club, or at a venue where the beach is at least an hour's drive away. That right there is just a waste of skin. It makes no sense to wear that swimsuit to a venue where you can't properly use it. Furthermore, the party will, more than likely, be at night and we probably won't be able to see you properly anyway. And of course, dependent on the temperature that night, the little misses might catch a cold.

3 Third thing: please choose your bikinis carefully. Just because you want to look smoking hot doesn't mean you have to look like a 'ho'. Less is not always more; trust me. Some of the hottest women don't even need bikinis.

4 Fourth: Don't starve yourself to fit into the bikini. This is kinda like the reverse of rule one in that it deals with very skinny women. Look, us guys like slender bodies in bikinis but we don't want to see ribs (unless it's a barbecue).

And last but not least. Do not, under any circumstances, tief bikinis from offa smaddy line! Breaking any of these rules, especially the last one, will lead to immediate disqualification!

Okay, I'm going to scout for a location for this contest. Lata.

If you wish to sign up, catch me at daviot.kelly@gleanerjm.com

KELLY