Christmas, it can be chaotic, the shopping, the walking, can really be quite hectic and finding parking space is a tactic.
And after all that pushin' and shovin', you don't want to end up with the wrong somethin'
Or your gift-buying trip will get you no lovin'.
So, since we at the Flair are very sympathetic, and don't want you buying stuff that looks pathetic, we've got some shopping ideas to help you get cracking.
We stake no claim to be magicians, experts, genii or statisticians, but stick with us and you can't possibly go wrong.
We've got clothes, gadgets, appliances and toys for your friends, relatives, girls and boys, the kind of stuff that is definitely bound to bring joy.
So before you go mad shopping out there, sit back, relax and open your Flair, 'cause when we're done, you won't even come up for air!
Merry Christmas!
- Daviot Kelly