Mai'khi C'Nia, Contributor

And it came to pass that the House of Gordon was about to be illuminated by fireworks from a debate surrounding Karl the son of a Samuda, for the rotund one hath previously offended the administration members in that honourable place with forceful assertions regarding a certain report on the Sandals Whitehouse issue and they were not about to forgive and forget.

Verily, Karl's future in Parliament was hanging by a thread when Bruce Almighty orchestrated a most elaborate coup.

Now when the parliamentarians were assembled in the shadow of the mace, and the tar and feathering of the rotund was at hand, Bruce Almighty changed the agenda on his own volition and proffered a startling revelation.

And thus the Trafigura affair was born. Verily, a week in politics can be an eternity and Karl the rotund must certainly be intoxicated by the humorous implications of the turn of events.

Thin line

Hear O Jamdown, for the objectives of 'ticians in this land art guided not by concern of the welfare of the people as much as by interest of their own self-progression, for to them the law should not be a shackle, thus some will brandish confidential financial information with impunity and without caution or decorum and in the same breath rain fire and brimstone on their competitors' transgressions; while some on the other hand art unable to recognise and traverse the thin line between probity and immorality.

Verily I say to thee, between Tweedledum and Tweedledee, we the people art in store for some extravagant and hostile kicking about in this football game of Jamdown party politics. Behold, there art no winners here and all this hell-raising has less to do with establishing an ideal, acceptable and transparent system of funding political ambitions but more to do with acquiring pole-position in the race for state power.

Therefore, let political heads roll if they must, likewise criminal sanctions must be pursued against whomsoever hath committed breaches against the law in this affair; for this wayward society must begin to draw the line somewhere on compromising its lawful standards and that is really what is meaningful to true nationalists, and 'ticians will continue to do what they will to secure their own self-aggrandisement. Selah.