So, who tell Mr. Noseworthy to be going around sneaking into Jack Scorpio cupboards. Understand he was looking for some bleach powder to nail the record producer. So up came a bottle and how he grinned believing Jack is using some of Carlene's secret. Oh no, its fresh fruits and vegetables to say the least. Pinching love
People are saying it seems the love affair between Pliers and the African queen bwile down to pot scrapings. Oh yes, for it will cost more than a bus fare to get to her sweetness. Now, Pliers is wrenching while his brother Spanner is not taking sides in dis passa-passa love affair. Pliers seems to be enjoying the long wait while his friends keep dusting off their three piece suits for the past couple of years.
A true ting
So fire deh a Wayne Marshall tail for who tell him to be absent from the album launch. Wayne dem seh yu dis the programme and some radio people overseas nuh like dat. Better write an apology and meck dem stop walk and chat yu behind yu back of di ward.
Hot riding girlie
So Capleton has teamed up with the little girlie from Westmoreland. Wat is not dis in di land. Wat a heat, wat a hotness. Girlie can ride di rhythm as well as Capleton. If she nuh bust she better go cane field go plant cane top.
Drunk off Alozade
Is so certain show promoter greedy. Offering $200,000 for Alozade fi do a show dis Christmus. But, di deejay inna prison!. Montel hear seh one nada promoter seh him wi pay more for di deejay prison life wi meck him mek nuff money. Craven bound fi choke puppy dog.
Dirty Baby
Baby Wayne is walking like John Wayne or is it Clint Eastwood. Yes mi chile di security dem decide to map him out. Yes mi chile for dem deh eyes look like crocodile under dem deh dark glasses. Yes mi chile yu see how trouble deh a bush and promoter carry com a yard.
You gal CeCile
So deejay Cecile has jumped over the millionaire's head to someone who can do di wuk. Oh yes, the much talked about relationship is getting real thick. For he is spending a lot of time at her house. Understand he is well fed that's why his head is getting larger.
Down under
The pretty face girl has given the singing entertainer walking orders. Yes mi chile, for she neva get di keys for di van. Yes she label him a sucker. That's not something good to say about even your dog, is it?
Peaceful existence
Admiral Tibet is backing off the ones trying to pitch into his tent, Yes mi chile Admiral Tibet was asked for his number and hotel address. Well, well wifie nah get nuh headache over dat for she well understand runnings.
