Wat a something, Cement Kid the artiste weh fly gone to farin lands is over there shopping till him drop, so Montel hear. Pure bashment chain and suit. And baby mother is said to be preparing to collect nuff money from Western Union. Smaddy a ave belly running over wifie, so Montel hear.
Elephant's business
So Elephant Man has taken prominence at the Club, front seata, so Montel hear. Yes mi chile and he is spelling la buffolous. Yes massa dem is just spying on the deejay business yu see.
Hungry artistes
Den massa wat a way di artistes dem line up fi get dem salt mackerel, kidneys and all. Yes mi chile 'fore cock put on him yu know what. Yes, artistes dem deh-deh Monday straight to Sunday. Smaddy a ask if fi dem woman nuh cook or dem wi burn water.
Carlene's weight
So mi chile Carlene is watching her weight so yu know she must be doing a lot of exercise. Well, Montel hear Beenie is also doing exercise.
Junior stops slamming
Yu know Mr Hype Junior Kelly who was slamming doors here and there has come down offa him pomps and pride. Yes mi chile, Montel hear he is now hailing his producer. Good news and the slamming has stopped a little.
Black Rat got it
Then mi chile, man back up Black Rat and massa dem decide to give it to him di odda day. Poor ratty can't take no licks so massa unu betta know weh un a do wid people pickiney out deh.
Boom's hataclaps
So Boom Dandimite is here and massa wat a hotaclaps him get into. Montel hear seh Boom kip show, massa, artistes nuh turn up and one piece a mix up and blender. Yes massa wat a something.
Jade's sexy
Hello, hello, hello. Yes a who seh some woman can't teck tea wid Jade Lee. Massa Montel hear seh, dem chat har go, dem chat har come, and massa, a so she tan sexy so di man dem seh. Well di odda day Montel hear seh smaddy tun harbour shark pon har. Jade just tan so back and meck dem galang for she have what it takes.
Saba's hard ears
So Saba Tooth nuh learn him lesson yet? Montel hear seh after CeCile sign peace treaty wid him, him nuh put on tune bout is him bust CeCile so she is no more secretary. Wait fuss, wait till CeCile sharpen har braces and ready fi attack. It will be something different.
Stevie's wedding
So Stevie Face will be getting married. Montel fast yu see and how much will di wedding cost? Some say a million dollars. Wow wow wow, who is di lucky bride?
TOK and counteraction
A who tell TOK fi call a certain crew name. Well, well, here it comes again for counteraction a hope certain people can tan up to di slaughtering.
